I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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