So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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