Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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