Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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