I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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