The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Drake has all the answers
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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