: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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