In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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