im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Randomize
