I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
drinking out of a sandbucket again
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
