So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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