Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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