he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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