I want to make a zoo with you.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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