you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Drake has all the answers
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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