at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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