he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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