if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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