Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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