Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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