Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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