I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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