And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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