Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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