I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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