Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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