On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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