miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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