just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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