were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
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