why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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