Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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