Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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