forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Alive.
So much puke
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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