I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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