Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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