can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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