Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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