so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
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Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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