why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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