It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
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so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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