My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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