eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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