I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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