haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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