omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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