i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Say something about gay babies.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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