That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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