Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
My pussy is not your playground.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
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If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i dont even know how to be here
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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