bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She's the barista slut.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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