Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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