well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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