I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
well I can't set my house on fire every night
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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