He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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