8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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