absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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